WHY IS IT THAT CROWLEY IS ONE OF THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW AND HE’S THEKING OF HELL
It’s because he’s dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch for, ‘cause you can never predict if they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.
Well hello there, Pirates of the Caribbean fandom.
Because it felt like Ryan and Brad were so pumped about having a hit, award winning tv show that they could literally do anything. The opening scene is Adam Levine and the girl from step up almost fucking and then getting attacked by someone wearing a human face mask and then it cuts to 40 years ago where this dude goes home from work and is attacked by aliens. And then the reason the aliens attacked, experimented and apparently saved him from dying WAS NEVER EXPLAINED. Then you throw in the random Nazi conspiracy and some girl claiming to be Anne Frank? Oh and a homicidal Santa.
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.